March 2012
People should listen to Harry more often.
Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
Everyone: Yes you did.
Harry: Voldemort's returned.
Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
Everyone: Cool story, bro.
Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
Hermoine: that's stupid.
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February 2012
reasons not to go to my class today
its snowing
i have a presentation tomorrow and i have half the book to still read
im a little high
did i mention its snowing
reasons to go to class today:
today is the only day we will be discussing “for colored girls who have considered suicide/for when the rainbow is not enuf” and i really want to talk about it
i’m both attracted to and terrified of my professor...
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