kiss my sass! (also known as when did my butt get this huge)

i’m hot and its humid and now im tired because of bikes

Time for bike rides (Taken with instagram)

i told you this lipstick lasts forever 9 hours and two meals later and its still on my face. i dont even want to know what its made of. devil magic probably

Going to buy books cccccyaa l8r (Taken with instagram)

my roommate got me this lipstick that stays on for eight hours. i dont want to know how its devil magic works but its awesome

Fuck you, I’m cute (Taken with instagram)

I did, however, find these rad sunglasses from mum this morning (Taken with instagram)

I guess this’ll do (Taken with instagram)

dad: so the cave’s back?

me: its not a cave its a net

dad: whatever you say, im still gonna call it the pixie cave

gotta go kiss my boyfriend and see the used. have a great rainy ass monday y’all.

my dad is cooler than your because he just made me desserts mmmmmm strawberries and ice cream

i’m sunburnt as fuck from my brother’s track meet. and now i’m screaming you oughta know at the top of my lungs because i just downloaded the entire alanis morrisette discography

k bai

hi